I'm Nick, 22, Taken by my favorite sexy midget, Kaitlyn, Almost a lab tech. rock. Metalcore, TranceMetal, and techno. anything scientific or medical related. On my way to becoming a medical researcher. I'm attracted to awkwardness. I know everything is going to hell, but might as well enjoy everything while it lasts.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Someone make a family with me & two little hairless kitties please
my dad got into an argument with siri once
dad: call bob
siri: i can't get reception here
dad: why the fuck can't you get reception?!
siri: now, now, there is no need for bad language
dad: i wouldn't need to if you would just do your job
siri: there are 13 job openings in your area
(Source: theepichumor)
(Source: slaytanica)
Women don’t have to:
- be thin
- have a vagina
- give birth
- cook for you
- have long hair
- wear makeup
- have sex with you
- be feminine
- be graceful
- shave
- be white
- diet
- be fashionable
- wear pink
- love men
- be the media’s idea of perfection
- listen to your bullshit
Even I need to be reminded of some of these things occasionally.
Erm. I agree with all of these except one. I think the vagina is pretty essential to being female.
(Source: hemsworthss)
Life.
my friends: I love all the things my bf/gf does/says. They're amazing. I couldn't live without them.
me: Oh...well, I love when my microwave tells me my food is ready. Cellular respiration doesn't give two fucks about love.
the difference between DC & Marvel
Bruce Wayne: Secret identities are important - it protects who you are and the ones you love.
Tony Stark: YOLO
Captain America: YOLO
Why won’t you LOVE MEEEEEEE?
That first one, though.
(Source: corgiscatsandmemes)
